You Wish You Had These Pillows....

Blood pool pillow: An irreverent combination of comfort and fear. Terrify/amuse your friends and family with the always funny Massive-Head-Wound Joke!
Book pillow: Instead of using a book for a pillow while studying, use a book pillow . For those who head to the university library mostly to avoid your roommates.

Hamburger pillow: Mouth-wateringly handmade and painstakingly realistic. Hold the onion, of course.

Campfire pillow: Come on baby, light my fire . Try to set the couch on fire!

Cork pillow: Put a cork in it. The material is actual thinly sliced cork bark on fabric , for that real wine bottle feel.

Skull and crossbones pillow: Arr, we be claiming this couch and searching for treasure under all ye couch cushions.

Egg pillow: Lay your head sunny side up . Next best thing to sleeping through breakfast.

Guitar pillow: For those about to lounge, we salute you .

Gun pillow: Happiness is a warm gun pillow .

Headhunter pillow: If you rest your head here, it may come back smaller .

Horse head pillow: This Godfather-inspired pillow will make anyone a offer they can't refuse.

Hydrant pillow: Just don't leave it near your dog .

Icon pillows: Because you love your Mac so much, you want to cuddle .

Lap pillow: Shaped like the legs of a kneeling woman in a short skirt, this Japanese pillow is described as "a comfy cushion for napping, reading or watching television." They forgot the words creepy and weird .

Lego pillow: When you think soft and comfortable, think hard, sharp-edged plastic bricks!

Lips pillow: It's like lying you head on Angelina Jolie's face .
Martini pillow: Nothing says classy like black velvet, stuffed, cartoon martini glasses .

Nintendo pillows: A nice retro rest for your favourite geek gamer , at least until someone makes a plush Wii.

Pizza pillow: On one side, pizza toppings . The other side resembles a crust. If this was on my couch, I would end up trying to eat it.

Rock pillow: There's a whole line of these pillows that look like huge rocks . Who can look at that picture without wincing?

Scrabble pillow: Great concept and the original designer built couches that looked like tile holders. Still, a lousy word score .

Sushi pillow: If you had to pick a Japanese food to turn into a throw pillow, it beats tempura .

Synthesizer pillow: Hook that baby up to you guitar pillow and rock your living room .

Transformer pillow: Soft and fluffy Transformer pillows, pretty much what meets the eye .

Darth Vader pillow: Our soft Sith lord . One can only assume that both sides of this pillow are always cool. Sadly, it has been discontinued.