After she screamed through 36 hours of labor, maybe you shouldn't call your mama a "bitch."
Uhhh ... "feed" is not the word that popped into my head when I read the word "BILF" on a picture of baby.
Teaching kids to make fun of Asian accents right out of the womb. Great parenting, guys.
... but better sperm on a baby onesie than an AK-47, right? What is this obsession with Daddy's sperm?
Totally inappropriate!
Oh, look, the perfect baptism gift.
Finally, something to wear to church.
The Australian site redbubble.com has a whole section devoted to....
I repeat, no one else wants to think about your husband's dick.
If there's one thing that doesn't belong on a baby's outfit, it's sperm ...
Mommy just loves to be reminded of her episiotomy.
Is this referring to his diaper? Or his tiny baby weenie? I don't want to know.
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