
After she screamed through 36 hours of labor, maybe you shouldn't call your mama a "bitch."

Uhhh ... "feed" is not the word that popped into my head when I read the word "BILF" on a picture of baby.

Teaching kids to make fun of Asian accents right out of the womb. Great parenting, guys.

... but better sperm on a baby onesie than an AK-47, right? What is this obsession with Daddy's sperm?

Totally inappropriate!

Oh, look, the perfect baptism gift.

Finally, something to wear to church.

The Australian site redbubble.com has a whole section devoted to....

I repeat, no one else wants to think about your husband's dick.

If there's one thing that doesn't belong on a baby's outfit, it's sperm ...

Mommy just loves to be reminded of her episiotomy.

Is this referring to his diaper? Or his tiny baby weenie? I don't want to know.
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