Barack Obama Toilet Paper
If you want to wipe your butt with democracy, this is the toilet paper for you.
This item sells for just $5.94 a roll, which would also buy you an entire pack of regular toilet paper, for the record.
Civil War Foot Prop
This isn't just any foot — it's a Civil War soldier's infected, severed foot.
Well, it's actually a handmade prop. And it's all yours for just $39.99 plus shipping.
Haunted Demon Power Ring
For $165, you can have "the radiating, enchanted sigil ring of enochian alchemist." Apparently, it "grants the powers of wealth, sexual attraction and power."
The marketing on this demon ring is top-notch. There's even a YouTube video.
Taxidermy Duckling
This taxidermied baby duckling looks so real, you'd think Chuck Testa made it.
It's currently up for bid at $21.50, but you can still beat the three people fighting over it.
Haunted Baby Doll
The seller claims that this baby doll houses the spirit of a neglected 7-year-old middle child with autism.
She goes by the name of "Candy" and she can be purchased for $24.95.
A Niece's Hand in Marriage
Looking for love in all the wrong places? Try eBay.
A woman calling herself "Aunt Diane" has placed her niece (who's apparently unaware) up for auction, starting at $9.99. The proceeds will go to Habitat for Humanity, of course.
Giant Granny Panties
Prank your friends with the world's biggest pair of underwear. $14.99 will guarantee laughter or confusion, but likely some combination of the two.
Baby Shark Embryo
Science geeks will love this baby shark embryo in a jar, for the reasonable price of $42.99.
Voodoo Spells
Looking for love? Beauty? Revenge?
Brigitte will perform a voodoo spell for you for $8.87.
Jar of Farts
Why fart in a jar yourself when you can pay $27.52 for someone else to?
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